Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Post-Tournament Quips

-The manner in which MSU competed against North Carolina can't be a good sign for the Michigan economy (national economy?) If you weren't aware, 2008 was a difficult year.

-Kimba Walker will get busted for point shaving before his college career is over. That or shunned by his teammates dropping such a massive dump in his shorts during the semi's.

-Scottie Reynolds can dribble fast. And in control. Pretty amazing play.

-The reason they only show Erin Andrews from the waste up is simple: Her pancake butt seen in high def can cause the shakes, induce vomiting, or just make you say YUCK and beg for Charissa Thompson.

-Blake Griffin is a rich man's Carlos Boozer. He's taller, looks to have a decent mid range jumper, and can finish better than anyone I can remember. If I were him, I'd demand a 'Griffin Boys' package, so that his brother can have a cup of coffee too.

-Please put Clark Kellogg back in the studio. Please.

-If you didn't catch the OSU / Sienna game in the first round, you missed some history. BJ Mullens got the most minutes he'll see for the next 5 yrs. (NBADL not included): 14 minutes off the bench. And he's a LOTTERY PICK. Apparently there's a real need for Kwame Brown-esque bigmen right now: Good feet, soft as shit, no defensive ability, no heart, unneccearily hot-headed.

-Baseball is here.

0 comments: